Careers

Careers We Offer

Below is a list of possible jobs for you, loving visitor. If you are out of a job, or would like to learn about technology, then you can check the list below. Each job has the requirements needed before applying, and what you should expect to do.

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Customer Support

Do you enjoy listening to people talk about their problems? If you do, this is the job for you! Even if you have never used a phone before, you can learn. Literally no requirements for this position, but you can expect plenty of people crying to you about this or that. Who really cares, you just have to redirect them, maybe just hang up and claim you were "disconnected".

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Software Specialist

Would you like to spend your days typing away, with the occasional breakthrough that really amounts to nothing super important? Are you currently proficient in at least one programming language? If you can code, this is the job for you. Just sit there and type, type, type, 'til your little fingers fall off. As long as you keep coding, you can keep working. Not much to expect from this job, just typing.

Hardware Specialist

If you are more of a hands-on person, then you could have the makings of a hardware specialist. People that specialize in hardware usually spend their time alone, working on computers or fixing some poor sap's internet. Be warned, however, as hardware specialists are not known for their patience like software specialists. You can expect learning the in's and out's of technology with this job.

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Security

Not needed. Ron got this. Ron can do this alone. You leave Ron to work, and Ron leave you alive.